1 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:11,440 This one time at band camp... 2 00:00:26,520 --> 00:00:28,880 SPRAY PAINT HISSES 3 00:00:28,880 --> 00:00:30,400 4 00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:31,640 5 00:00:31,640 --> 00:00:33,680 when I mash up the room 6 00:00:33,680 --> 00:00:34,880 7 00:00:34,880 --> 00:00:36,880 8 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:38,600 9 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:40,640 10 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:42,560 11 00:00:45,320 --> 00:00:47,840 HE EXHALES DEEPLY 12 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:50,160 INDISTINCT DISTANT CHATTER 13 00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:54,560 The reason is, like... 14 00:00:54,560 --> 00:00:55,720 What you man saying? 15 00:00:55,720 --> 00:00:57,480 What he said. 16 00:00:57,480 --> 00:00:59,680 Brah, what happened to you? 17 00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:02,480 I'm joking. I know what happened. Everybody knows. 18 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:05,080 Couple of cuts and bruises, man. Nothing too serious. 19 00:01:05,080 --> 00:01:07,680 I wouldn't worry about it. I would. 20 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:09,280 I would definitely be worryin'. 21 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:11,040 Apparently there's a video going around. 22 00:01:11,040 --> 00:01:13,120 We said we wouldn't watch it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 23 00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:14,880 Solidarity and that. 24 00:01:14,880 --> 00:01:18,760 I can't lie, though, curiosity got the best of me, bro, man. 25 00:01:18,760 --> 00:01:20,880 I can't believe my man actually pissed on you! 26 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:23,320 But you know what, if it pops off again and you need backin', 27 00:01:23,320 --> 00:01:24,640 let me know. I'm dere. 28 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:27,000 What you going to do with your Drake lookin' self, fam? 29 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:29,400 Ho, don't get it twisted. 30 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:32,400 I'm light-skin pretty, but I'm dark-skin aggy, you know? 31 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:34,960 Look at this guy. Big man ting, fam! 32 00:01:34,960 --> 00:01:36,720 Boy, he's talking all big, bruv. What? 33 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:01,480 Oh, God. 34 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:05,000 Carol! Always a pleasure. 35 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:08,640 Though once again, you can't park here. 36 00:02:08,640 --> 00:02:11,960 One of your new scholarship students did this. 37 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:14,520 You'll be pleased to know I've dealt with the matter. 38 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:17,800 These kids were brought in to quiet the noise since the incident. 39 00:02:17,800 --> 00:02:20,120 It seems they're making more of it, 40 00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:22,600 particularly all over my son's face! 41 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:24,760 And I hardly think this is the new 42 00:02:24,760 --> 00:02:27,120 and improved St Gilbert's image you were hoping for. 43 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:30,120 I understand your concerns, but I assure you, 44 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:32,520 the new scholarship students are 45 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:36,080 showing themselves to be exceptionally gifted. 46 00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:38,200 Well, I hope you're right. 47 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:42,920 As seated chair, if I'm not happy, the board is not happy. 48 00:02:42,920 --> 00:02:46,320 And I'd hate for your role at St Gilbert's to be in jeopardy 49 00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:49,200 because of an ill-thought-out scheme. 50 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:51,760 The image and reputation of the school 51 00:02:51,760 --> 00:02:54,120 is at the forefront of my mind. 52 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:58,880 Now, I'm sure you have a very busy day ahead, so I won't keep you. 53 00:03:03,280 --> 00:03:05,680 Yeah, are Chelsea and Preeya ready? 54 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:07,560 Well, tell them to hurry up. 55 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:12,280 Toby, hey. Oh, hi. 56 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:13,960 How are you doing? Abby. 57 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:16,320 I'm very well, thank you for asking. 58 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:19,280 Uh, you're looking radiant today. 59 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:22,920 Are you still good to hook us up? Course. I got you! I got you! 60 00:03:22,920 --> 00:03:24,960 I'll even help you guys set up, you know? 61 00:03:24,960 --> 00:03:27,480 I got two, two bits and pieces to make it the night of our life. 62 00:03:27,480 --> 00:03:28,720 What party? 63 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:31,400 Sixth form have a house house party at the start of every year. 64 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:33,840 It's going to be really fun. You should come. 65 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:40,280 Oh, Jaheim's comin'. 66 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:43,080 Jaheim is always coming. 67 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:45,720 He's, uh, very virile. 68 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:47,240 JAHEIM KISSES HIS TEETH 69 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:49,480 He's gone. 70 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:52,200 Bye. 71 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:53,400 I love you. 72 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:58,040 So, how come Abby's on you all of a sudden? 73 00:03:58,040 --> 00:03:59,520 Man's got that charm, innit? 74 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:01,520 He's going to sell her drugs. He's a drug dealer. 75 00:04:01,520 --> 00:04:03,360 What the fuck is wrong with you? What? 76 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:06,000 So, these posh yutes don't know where to get a lil' food from? 77 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,640 The last guy graduated, innit? 78 00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:09,600 OK. You're on the Escobar flex now? 79 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:11,520 Nah, bro. Weed, innit. Gummies and that. 80 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:14,000 It's still drugs. Bro, I'm not shottin'. 81 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:18,120 I'm just patternin' Abby and her friends so I can smash. 82 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:22,440 Can't you smash from, you know, just being who you are? 83 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:28,040 Promise me you'll never lose your innocence. 84 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:31,480 Hey, what the fuck is goin' on? 85 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:33,960 Come, let's go. 86 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:39,880 CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICK 87 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:46,360 Oh, my days. 88 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:51,960 Rah! I know, right? 89 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:53,640 Nah, I meant your handwriting, bruv. 90 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:56,080 What, were you drunk? Oh, OK. So, we're taking the piss? 91 00:04:57,640 --> 00:04:59,960 You're dealing with all dis stupidness, 92 00:04:59,960 --> 00:05:02,840 when there's all dis untapped dick for the takin'! 93 00:05:02,840 --> 00:05:05,440 Why would I be chasing dick when I have this to contend with? 94 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:09,760 Plus, the closest thing to my melanated African King round here 95 00:05:09,760 --> 00:05:11,000 is one of you lots. 96 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:13,520 And, to be honest, I'd rather die sexless and alone than let 97 00:05:13,520 --> 00:05:15,240 any one of yous near my region, so... 98 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:16,800 What about Koku? 99 00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:21,720 He was just there. 100 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:24,040 Please do not play with me or my fertile eggs. 101 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:26,920 Oh, you wanted his attention. 102 00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:29,640 I think you've got it. 103 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:52,760 Get to class, everyone. 104 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:57,360 INDISTINCT CHATTER 105 00:05:58,720 --> 00:06:01,400 Yeah. I think you broke him. 106 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:04,320 Either that, or you're completely fucked. 107 00:06:08,040 --> 00:06:11,200 Hurry up, you're late. Take your seats. 108 00:06:13,120 --> 00:06:14,400 A lot to get through today. 109 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:18,720 Jacob, I want you at the front today. 110 00:06:18,720 --> 00:06:19,880 Quicker, please! 111 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:25,720 Femi! 112 00:06:25,720 --> 00:06:28,160 Miss, I just wanted to double check that this is correct. 113 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:29,720 Yes, that's right. 114 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:31,840 This is going to bring down my average. 115 00:06:31,840 --> 00:06:34,520 How can I say? Do better. 116 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:37,960 Everyone, take your seats! I will not ask again. 117 00:06:37,960 --> 00:06:41,360 Maybe I can go at this one again, Miss. I feel like I can do better. 118 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:43,880 It doesn't really work like that, Femi. Miss, please. 119 00:06:43,880 --> 00:06:45,480 I don't think you understand. 120 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:48,240 I can't go away with a C. I just can't. 121 00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:52,680 OK. I want it back Monday morning. 122 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:56,040 If I can see an improvement, I might be able to move you up to a B. 123 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:59,040 Only this time. Make it worth it. 124 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:00,680 Thank you, Ms Harper! 125 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:15,840 You know everyone will stop talking about it in a couple of weeks. 126 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:18,480 I ain't letting it slide. Meaning? 127 00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:21,040 PHONE BUZZES 128 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:23,520 TEACHER SPEAKS IN BACKGROUND 129 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:24,960 You bringing the mandem? 130 00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:26,880 Mr Staithes, am I interrupting you? 131 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:28,200 Oh, yes, actually. 132 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:29,600 I was, uh... I was, uh, helping 133 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:31,720 my fellow classmate with some work here. 134 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:34,680 I'm fully capable of leading my own class. Thank you, Mr Staithes. 135 00:07:34,680 --> 00:07:36,080 As I was saying, this blocks the 136 00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:38,600 production of prostaglandins, which are involved... 137 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:41,000 Bro, you know what they did to me. 138 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:45,160 You, man, I know Malachi and dem man are your day ones, yeah? 139 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:47,000 But dem men are tapped. 140 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:50,120 Feds are always involved when dem man are around. So? 141 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:52,440 Listen, if you want to take my advice... Mr Staithes! 142 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:55,560 Clearly you know more than me, so why don't you put together a 143 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:57,360 paper and present it to the entire 144 00:07:57,360 --> 00:07:59,480 class on Monday morning? 2,000 words. 145 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:02,240 Ah, that's all right, Sir. I'm more than happy to just listen. 146 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:03,560 3,000 words. 147 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:06,520 No, sir, but it's just that.. 4,000 words. 148 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:08,320 On what, Sir? Surprise me! 149 00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:09,920 KNOCK AT DOOR 150 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:11,200 Felix? Sir. 151 00:08:12,640 --> 00:08:16,600 Are Palmer-Grace, Marsham and Staithes in this division? 152 00:08:18,840 --> 00:08:20,280 Look what your madness has done! 153 00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:23,280 My madness? Have you seen the madness 'pon this breddah's face? 154 00:08:23,280 --> 00:08:24,800 You did deface school property. 155 00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:27,120 With Pritt Stick and washable spray paint! 156 00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:29,440 HE SPEAKS NIGERIAN 157 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:34,000 What'd he say? 158 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:36,640 Jaheim, do I speak Nigerian? 159 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:39,080 Ain't you the polyglot? Shut up, man! Nothing. 160 00:08:39,080 --> 00:08:41,880 I didn't say anything. I just don't need this right now! 161 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:02,640 Hiya. Hey. Are we being expelled? 162 00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:05,360 Cos I had nothing to do with the vandalism of the portrait. 163 00:09:05,360 --> 00:09:07,360 Brah. You switched up quick. 164 00:09:07,360 --> 00:09:08,880 Proper pagan! But snap. 165 00:09:08,880 --> 00:09:11,040 I had nuttin' to do with that either. 166 00:09:11,040 --> 00:09:14,800 Well, we thought it was ingenious. 167 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:16,440 Really? Yeah. 168 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:18,360 Bernard thinks so too, yeah! 169 00:09:18,360 --> 00:09:20,280 I mean, that wasn't his first thought, mind, 170 00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:23,040 but once we reminded him of why you're here, 171 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:25,040 he just...jumped right on board. 172 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:27,640 Yes? 173 00:09:27,640 --> 00:09:31,840 Sorry, um, who the hell are you and what's this creepy-arse place? 174 00:09:31,840 --> 00:09:33,920 Oh. We're Preeya and Chelsea. 175 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:35,640 I'm Chelsea, she's Preeya. 176 00:09:35,640 --> 00:09:39,360 And we are the Diversity, Equity and Inclusion team! 177 00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:42,240 We've been told to be a bit more hands-on because there's 178 00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:45,880 a couple of concerns that maybe you're struggling to adapt. 179 00:09:45,880 --> 00:09:47,840 Why would you think that? Uh... 180 00:09:50,160 --> 00:09:51,720 Sorry, just to clarify, 181 00:09:51,720 --> 00:09:55,320 I'm not in trouble for the whole portrait thing? 182 00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:56,480 Oh, no! Oh, God, no. 183 00:09:56,480 --> 00:09:58,400 If anything, we want more of it. 184 00:09:58,400 --> 00:10:00,880 We understand you're starting an Afro-Caribbean Society. 185 00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:03,760 We have already advertised it. 186 00:10:03,760 --> 00:10:06,080 Check it out. PHONES BUZZ AND BEEP 187 00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:09,960 It's just one of the many ways we'll help you show the world 188 00:10:09,960 --> 00:10:13,000 the black excellence you'll become here at St Gilbert's. Mm-hm. 189 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:17,640 Sorry, but, um, what if some of us 190 00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:19,720 have already achieved black excellence? 191 00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:24,200 Toby. Accepted on your language skills, 192 00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:28,000 achieving nines in GCSE Spanish, French and German. Impressive. 193 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:31,000 You're now taking Japanese, but currently at foundation level? 194 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:34,200 Well, I've just... I've just started that, so... Yeah. 195 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:37,560 It's not exactly excellent, is it? It's actually quite poor. 196 00:10:37,560 --> 00:10:39,960 Ms Kaneko's first Japanese club starts tomorrow evening. 197 00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:41,360 I think we'll sign you up for that. 198 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:44,080 Tomorrow's Saturday. Really doesn't work with me. 199 00:10:44,080 --> 00:10:48,160 We plan to capture you and your black excellence at all times, 200 00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:51,080 whether that be your activism or music, Leah. 201 00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:53,960 Your incredible artwork, Omar. Your languages. 202 00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:57,520 Your engineering or sportsmanship, Jaheim. Or your... 203 00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:02,120 We must admit, Femi. We know you're black, but we are struggling to 204 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:04,760 figure out what you're actually excellent at. Yeah. 205 00:11:07,680 --> 00:11:09,520 Boy. I'm sure it'll come. 206 00:11:09,520 --> 00:11:12,440 Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Well, thanks for your time, everyone. 207 00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:14,160 Look forward to working with you all! 208 00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:23,160 Are you all right there? 209 00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:26,480 Yeah, um...just wanted to say, 210 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:30,680 if you wanted to show my black excellence on socials, feel free. 211 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:33,760 Thank you. 212 00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:45,880 MUFFLED DANCE MUSIC 213 00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:52,360 LIGHT KNOCKING 214 00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:13,600 SHE GROANS 215 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:14,720 Oh! 216 00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:18,280 You could at least wait till I've left the fucking room! 217 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:19,720 Sorry! 218 00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:21,520 Stay. DOOR SLAMS 219 00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:26,920 SHE BREATHES DEEPLY 220 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:29,240 Did you learn any Mandarin? No. 221 00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:32,400 It's mainly expats round where he lives. 222 00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:34,800 Who's that? That's his partner. 223 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:36,720 She's pretty. 224 00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:37,760 Yeah. 225 00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:42,560 Never noticed these freckles before. Oh. 226 00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:44,000 PHONE CHIMES 227 00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:50,800 SHE CHUCKLES What? 228 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:54,240 What is it? Nothing. 229 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:57,600 Yeah, nothing's usually hilarious. Come on, let me see. What is it? 230 00:12:57,600 --> 00:12:59,440 Beatrix wants setting up. 231 00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:01,520 With who? One of the scholarships. 232 00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:03,040 Well, which one? Don't know. 233 00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:07,600 Jaheim. 234 00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:08,960 I guess. 235 00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:13,240 Why are you being weird? 236 00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:15,400 I'm not being weird. You are. Obviously it's Jaheim. 237 00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:17,080 Rupert, you pissed on him. 238 00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:18,800 What do you care? 239 00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:21,360 OK, whatever. OK. 240 00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:23,760 If you're gonna be like that, then fuck off! 241 00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:28,480 WHISTLE 242 00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:32,600 Right, we pummelled these pricks last year. 243 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:36,000 And if we don't do the same today, I swear to God, 244 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:39,400 I'll murder each and every one of ya, in yer sleep. 245 00:13:40,640 --> 00:13:43,040 - Is that clear? - Yes, Miss! 246 00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:46,520 Why's Jaheim kitted up? 247 00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:48,320 Not today, Rupert. I'm just saying, 248 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:50,480 Franklin got benched after his scrap with Pinchers. 249 00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:52,720 I mean, surely after what Jaheim did during trials, no? 250 00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:55,280 What the hell is wrong with you? I'm just saying, it's not fair. 251 00:13:55,280 --> 00:13:58,000 Rules are rules. Everyone on the pitch, get yourselves warmed up. 252 00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,680 Go! 253 00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:03,120 Come on, lads. All right, come on, then. Let's go! 254 00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:05,560 Jaheim, you're benched. 255 00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:07,280 Follow him, follow him... 256 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:10,640 Coach? Fuck! 257 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:16,400 Er, we thought you were starting. Yep. 258 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:18,640 Well, I'm benched, so... 259 00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:22,240 Well, we'd, er, still like to get a little something for the socials. 260 00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:23,480 Yeah. 261 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,600 Uh, miserable. 262 00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:33,320 Fucking hell, man. 263 00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:35,640 PHONE CHIMES 264 00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:37,200 THEY GIGGLE 265 00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:52,960 WHISTLE 266 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:54,840 Ready, lads, ready? 267 00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:58,600 Hey. Hey. 268 00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:00,920 And awkward! 269 00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:02,520 How you doing? 270 00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:08,920 What the fuck? What, you ignoring me? 271 00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:11,400 I know what you're trying to do and I want no part in your little 272 00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:12,880 dick-swinging game with Rupert. 273 00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:14,440 Is it cos you know I'd win? 274 00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:17,120 Listen, I saw what your man was packing when he pissed on me. 275 00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:18,680 It's not that much. 276 00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:19,880 SHE SCOFFS 277 00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:23,200 Oh, you laughing at me getting pissed on or your man's small dick? 278 00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:25,520 You're unusually chipper for a guy who's outnumbered. 279 00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:26,920 Yeah, I like my odds. 280 00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:28,800 Well, they're shit odds. I'd cash out. 281 00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:30,720 All right. 282 00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:32,480 Well, be real with me now. 283 00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:35,720 You and him for real? Is that what you're on? 284 00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:37,640 Budget Jack Grealish? 285 00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:39,560 That's what you're on? 286 00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:42,760 I didn't expect it, you know. I thought you were better. 287 00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:44,640 The confidence, Jaheim. 288 00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:46,560 Listen, I'm just telling the truth. Ah! 289 00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:48,320 WHISTLE Jesus Christ. 290 00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:50,040 Are you blind, you simp? 291 00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:51,960 Goodbye. 292 00:15:57,560 --> 00:15:59,600 Come on, Rupert, you've got this. 293 00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:03,080 What? PHONE VIBRATES 294 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:06,160 Boys, so much better. 295 00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:29,880 Wherever there are books, there is Omar. 296 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,800 You say it like it's a bad thing. 297 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:36,520 Our education isn't going to fall into our laps. 298 00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:39,080 These comic books are part of the curriculum? 299 00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:41,360 I'm surprised you remember who I am. 300 00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:44,480 Where are your Rah'scal friends? Fox hunting? 301 00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:46,000 Gotta make friends. 302 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,880 Gotta make this place feel like home. 303 00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:49,560 Maybe you should do the same. 304 00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:51,720 I like my own company. 305 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:54,320 Why don't you come to the party with us? 306 00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:55,640 Will I need a gilet? 307 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:57,160 HE LAUGHS 308 00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:00,280 No. 309 00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:01,920 But eat something first. 310 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:04,320 These posh boys drink vodka like water. 311 00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:05,640 Sh. 312 00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:07,760 What time you heading over? 313 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,800 I've got to finish Harper's essay first. 314 00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:11,520 Femi, it's due on Monday. 315 00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:12,680 I know. 316 00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:16,600 Hey, do you remember pizza essays? 317 00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:20,600 Yeah. You do a couple of slices, I do a couple of slices, 318 00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:24,280 and we'd combine it and none of the teachers would clock! 319 00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:26,040 I've already done mine. 320 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,200 Can I take a look at it? 321 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:31,080 I've already handed mine in. 322 00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:33,560 Better go, but I'll see you later? 323 00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:34,880 What? 324 00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:36,840 Yeah, OK. 325 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:44,640 Do you know what I remember most about those pizza essays? 326 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:47,120 I'd write my slices... 327 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:52,720 ..then you'd come up with excuses as to why you hadn't done your slices. 328 00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:54,520 Then I ended up writing two essays. 329 00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:57,640 I'll see you later, Femi. 330 00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:09,680 MUSIC PLAYS 331 00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:11,720 Are you...moving out? 332 00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:23,600 DOOR CLOSES 333 00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:27,240 HE SIGHS 334 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:29,520 Bernard felt you'd be a good influence on me. 335 00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:32,080 I don't know fucking why. 336 00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:34,400 Hmm, this is cute. 337 00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:37,840 Nice. 338 00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:39,120 HE SCOFFS 339 00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:41,800 Can I take one of these shelves, yeah? Yeah. 340 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:52,000 There we go. 341 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,520 Thanks. 342 00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:56,560 HE SIGHS 343 00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:08,480 Boo! HE GASPS 344 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:09,920 HE LAUGHS 345 00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:19,320 Fuck my life. 346 00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:32,200 Sorry, could you... 347 00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:36,000 Bloody hell, I do look good, innit? Yeah. 348 00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:47,880 Hi, I'm Tosh. 349 00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:49,720 HE SIGHS 350 00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:52,040 You know this is Japanese Club, right? 351 00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:53,840 I'm multitasking. 352 00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:55,760 What's with all the bags? 353 00:19:57,160 --> 00:19:59,040 I've got a girlfriend. 354 00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:12,920 I am super excited that you've all joined this voluntary evening class. 355 00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:16,520 I hope you're as thrilled as I am. 356 00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:21,880 Now, I want this to be as immersive as possible, 357 00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:25,120 so this will be the last time you'll be hearing me 358 00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:28,760 speaking English for the next three hours. 359 00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:31,360 Er, sorry Miss. 360 00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:33,720 Did you just say that this class is three hours? 361 00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:04,800 HE LAUGHS It's... It's not what it looks like! 362 00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:07,560 Oh, this is exactly what it looks like, you dirty little pig! 363 00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:09,920 What you going to do with that? Ah, it's none of your business 364 00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:12,000 what I do with it. There's a secret society that... 365 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,360 Oh, a secret society, oh... It's a secret society that... 366 00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:16,480 HE OINKS There was a tattoo on a bum! 367 00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:18,240 Leave me alone! Where you going? 368 00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:20,240 No, really, you seen this? Look at this. 369 00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:21,720 That's going everywhere. 370 00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:23,320 HE LAUGHS 371 00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:24,880 Brilliant. 372 00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:43,200 So, this is what you're into, you freaky little perv. 373 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,680 Oh, this is good. 374 00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:52,000 Get in shape, get shape, yeah, yes. Oh! Yes! 375 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:55,040 One for Femi! Go on, yes, just a little pour. 376 00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:57,240 Yes, yes, yes. Perfect, perfect. 377 00:21:57,240 --> 00:22:00,040 Thank you very much, darling. 378 00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:03,520 Espresso martini! 379 00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:05,480 What? No, I gotta... 380 00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:07,960 Mate, mate, mate. You don't want to miss this party, OK? 381 00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:09,600 I've heard that it's going to be, 382 00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:11,600 like, proper, like, you know, frisky! 383 00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:15,800 Yeah? Well, if I don't complete this, I'm screwed. 384 00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:18,600 Wouldn't it be easier just to, like, buy one? 385 00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:20,080 Buy what? 386 00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:21,120 HE LAUGHS 387 00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:23,600 "Buy what?" 388 00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:25,080 HE LAUGHS 389 00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:26,720 All right, OK. 390 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:28,960 I'll help you, OK. 391 00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:30,720 Use my account. 392 00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:33,920 I've been doing this for years, OK? 393 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:35,480 Subject matter... 394 00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:38,840 ..word count, and... 395 00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:40,680 ..voila! Ooh! 396 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,280 Is this that AI thing? 397 00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:47,120 No, mate. The school's got software to pick up on that kind of shit. 398 00:22:47,120 --> 00:22:49,960 No, this is done by boffins on the other side of the globe 399 00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:52,400 who are trying to feed their families. Bless. 400 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:53,760 HE CHUCKLES 401 00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:58,920 30 quid a page? Nah. 402 00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:00,880 All right, consider it a gift, then. 403 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,720 From ton ami. 404 00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:03,880 Mwah! 405 00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:07,520 OK, send it, and then we'll meet you there, yes? 406 00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:09,040 Yes. 407 00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:11,000 Rah'scals! We ride! 408 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,160 Mm. 409 00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:21,240 INDISTINCT CHATTER 410 00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:25,640 Yo, I'm busy. Leave a message. 411 00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:27,640 Yo, Malachi, call me back, man. 412 00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:32,720 I wasn't expecting to be back so soon. 413 00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:34,160 KISSES TEETH 414 00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:39,360 Emergency visit. Must be bad. 415 00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:42,880 I brought you some chicken and chips. 416 00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:53,440 It's cold. 417 00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:55,080 You ain't heard of a microwave? 418 00:23:57,960 --> 00:23:59,640 What's that? 419 00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:03,160 Boys being boys, innit? Yeah? Well, I'm hearing more than that. 420 00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:05,880 From who? From people who are concerned about you. 421 00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:07,480 Or more about themselves. 422 00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:09,360 Meaning? Meaning Leah. 423 00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:13,440 It was actually Toby. 424 00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:14,800 Yeah. 425 00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:19,400 OK, so you get your revenge. Then what? 426 00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:24,040 Oh, is it back to the same shitty school by Monday? 427 00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:26,520 You know, the same one shitty one that you were too bright for? 428 00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:28,440 Or...or maybe some shottin'? 429 00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:30,560 It's funny how you're more concerned about me 430 00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:33,160 retaliating than how I actually feel. 431 00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:36,080 How much you get paid for every student? Watch your mouth. 432 00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:41,600 Look, I know you're angry, 433 00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:44,080 but Rupert will come out of this just fine. 434 00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:46,800 I mean, fuck, he'll be our Prime Minister in 20 years. 435 00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:48,080 But you... 436 00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:51,760 ..just remember who's at home for you. 437 00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:55,200 You don't need to do this. 438 00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:12,800 Mabel, where is everyone? 439 00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:15,040 People were keen, really keen. 440 00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:17,920 Like, unbelievably keen. 441 00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:19,720 Yeah, and? Get on with it. 442 00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:23,760 And then they realised it clashed with the house house party. 443 00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:25,480 Why didn't you tell me? 444 00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:28,000 I didn't want to say anything because you were so excited. 445 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:29,880 But we can still go ahead. 446 00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:33,120 What? Me, you and the creepy PR twins? 447 00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:39,240 DANCE MUSIC PLAYS 448 00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:45,280 Mwah! 449 00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:49,000 Ooh! SHE GIGGLES 450 00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:59,480 Ooh. How was your event? 451 00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:02,560 It wasn't as lively as I would've hoped. 452 00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:04,680 Maybe don't hold a political event on the same night 453 00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:06,640 as the first party of the year? 454 00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:09,080 Well, it would've helped if I had the most popular black girl 455 00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:11,080 in school on my side, but hey. 456 00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:12,640 And how would that have looked? 457 00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:15,480 The headmaster's daughter standing next to his biggest critic? 458 00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:17,440 Sorry, what? 459 00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:20,960 Abby! Why didn't you tell me he was your dad? 460 00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:22,960 It wasn't a secret. 461 00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:24,920 I told you to drop all that crap. 462 00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:28,160 Not to protect him, but because no-one gives a shit, 463 00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:30,560 and your no-show event proved that. 464 00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:34,600 Look, take the night off. 465 00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:37,400 Mandela. Come! 466 00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:39,160 Come out with us. 467 00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:41,160 Get drunk. Meet some boys. 468 00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:44,160 Nothing takes your mind off of bullshit like good dick. 469 00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:46,680 Well, I don't drink, and no-one here's my type, so... 470 00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:48,920 Who is your type? Tall, dark and handsome. 471 00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:50,800 Heavy emphasis on the "dark". 472 00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:52,160 What about Koku? 473 00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:53,840 Who the fuck is this Koku breddah? 474 00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:55,800 Look, put something sexy on. 475 00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:58,920 And none of those black bullshit t-shirts. 476 00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:03,720 Hmm... No. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. 477 00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:05,200 Please! 478 00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:07,280 Just a few drinks! 479 00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:08,800 Oh! 480 00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:12,400 SHE SHRIEKS 481 00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:17,640 HE GROANS 482 00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:28,160 Miss, we're runnin' over now. 483 00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:33,680 Um... 484 00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:35,720 HE CLEARS THROAT I, er... 485 00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:50,480 Where do you live, Tommy? 486 00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:52,360 Hertfordshire. 487 00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:12,760 I think we can call it a day. 488 00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:27,320 DANCE MUSIC PLAYS 489 00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:39,920 Is this the school crypt? 490 00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:41,640 Mm-hm. 491 00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:44,640 Not exactly a house house party. 492 00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:47,200 It's the tradition we like, not the location. 493 00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:50,560 And drink this for me, please. 494 00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:54,200 - Cheers, girls. - Cheers! 495 00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:58,520 Nah. I'm not... I'm not trying to do... 496 00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:00,360 What did we just talk about? 497 00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:05,720 There's a good girl. 498 00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:10,360 Look at you. Can you not piss on anyone tonight, please? 499 00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:12,280 Can you not flirt with anyone tonight, please? 500 00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:14,280 Jaheim stood next to me. I don't care. 501 00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:16,160 You 100% care. 502 00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:20,960 DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES 503 00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:25,200 Yo, Jaheim! 504 00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:51,840 Hi. I'm Cheddar. 505 00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:53,360 Yeah, I know. 506 00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:56,440 And you must be...beautiful. 507 00:29:58,280 --> 00:29:59,960 Cinzano? 508 00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:03,120 Yeah, sure. 509 00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:04,960 No way that line worked! 510 00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:06,880 DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES 511 00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:11,240 Can I have a word? 512 00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:13,800 Yeah. 513 00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:22,400 Yo! Yo, Jaheim! 514 00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:25,040 You ain't come here for no madness, no? 515 00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:26,880 I know you told Gus. 516 00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:30,840 Huh? I said I know you told Gus! 517 00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:33,200 Believe it or not, I did that for you. 518 00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:34,520 KISSES TEETH 519 00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:44,560 MUSIC CONTINUES 520 00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:52,360 Shoe shot! Shoe shot! No, no, no... 521 00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:54,120 Come on, Femi, come on! 522 00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:55,920 Shoe shot! Shoe shot! 523 00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:57,360 Shoe shot! 524 00:30:57,360 --> 00:30:58,400 THEY LAUGH 525 00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:04,880 Femi, Femi! Come on! 526 00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:08,920 Oh! 527 00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:11,200 I'm so sorry! Your shoes! It's fine. 528 00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:13,760 They're Marks and Sparks, they're pretty durable. 529 00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:17,400 Here. 530 00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:19,040 Thank you. 531 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:23,840 Um... 532 00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:26,000 You're flying low. 533 00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:28,840 Oh, shit. 534 00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:32,040 This is a great way to first introduce myself. 535 00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:34,680 Well, now that you've seen my willy, 536 00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:36,600 I'm Dilton. Nice to meet you. 537 00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:38,240 Yeah. Omar. 538 00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:39,720 Oh, mate. I saw your work. 539 00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:42,600 It was so dope. Really? They posted it? 540 00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:44,680 "They"? No, no, no. It was on Rupert's page. 541 00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:46,440 What you talking about? Yeah, look. 542 00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:47,920 Look, look, look. 543 00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:51,800 Oh. Thanks. 544 00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:54,120 Very funny. 545 00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:57,080 Wait, mate, I was being serious. 546 00:31:57,080 --> 00:31:58,800 Nervous to talk to me now? 547 00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:00,280 HE CHUCKLES 548 00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:01,800 I'm trying to talk to your friend. 549 00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:03,880 I think I might have pissed her off a little bit. 550 00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:06,200 Maybe because you were flirting with me earlier. 551 00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:09,920 No, wait - just using me to piss off my boyfriend. 552 00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:13,480 And now you're using me to get my head kicked in, aren't you? 553 00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:17,440 Call it payback. 554 00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:20,600 Well, if we're going to do it, get on with it, then, yeah? 555 00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:27,840 See you later. 556 00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:29,840 HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS 557 00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:36,240 Come on, Bea. He kissed me. 558 00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:45,320 Champion Sound by Juvanne Miller and Zachary Scipio 559 00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:47,080 CHEERING 560 00:32:57,920 --> 00:32:59,600 Hey, Toby! 561 00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:01,720 What you sayin'? 562 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,720 Allow me. 563 00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:12,880 How much? 564 00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:14,640 Sorry? How much? 565 00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:17,280 Oh, no. I ain't shottin'. This is a personal stash. 566 00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:19,320 I'll buy for the whole hockey team. 567 00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:23,400 Would you like a receipt with that? 568 00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:29,120 Pull it up, man! 569 00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:31,520 MUSIC CONTINUES 570 00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:42,320 Oi, Brixton! You're going to die tonight, you know that! 571 00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:48,680 TYRES SCREECH 572 00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:52,800 Man like Jaheim! 573 00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:56,720 What you sayin', you good? Yeah? 574 00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:59,040 I would've got here sooner, but this dickhead don't know 575 00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:01,400 how to read a sat nav. Bro, don't blame me! It's your phone! 576 00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:02,800 Who has a shitty Android? 577 00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:04,320 Is this the breddah? 578 00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:07,800 Yeah. 579 00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:10,360 Yeah? But... But what, bro? 580 00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:12,080 But what, fam? Let's get this out the road. 581 00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:14,000 We don't need to do it here, yeah? 582 00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:17,320 Yo. 583 00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:18,880 You lot can go. 584 00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:22,480 Are you lot deaf? Move, man, he ain't going to tell you again. 585 00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:24,600 Move, bruv! 586 00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:26,440 Get out of here, man! 587 00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:32,400 What you sayin', bro? 588 00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:35,360 Yeah. Yeah, I'm good, bro. How are you? 589 00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:38,720 Ait, look at how he's puffin' out his little pigeon chest and that. 590 00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:42,840 You think you're ten foot tall, innit? 591 00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:46,280 I hear that. 592 00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:49,360 Oh, fuck! Fuck it. 593 00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:51,720 All right, Anton. Go get the petrol. 594 00:34:51,720 --> 00:34:54,560 Petrol, what the fuck, bro? What? Fuck! Fucking petrol! 595 00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:57,600 Yo! 596 00:34:57,600 --> 00:35:01,200 CHEERING 597 00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:03,960 Boss Bitch by Doja Cat 598 00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:13,120 599 00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:15,240 I'ma shine like gloss 600 00:35:15,240 --> 00:35:17,000 601 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,000 I'ma shine like gloss 602 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:20,840 603 00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:23,080 I'ma shine like gloss 604 00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:24,600 605 00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:26,480 I'ma shine like gloss 606 00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:28,400 I'm the after you been the before 607 00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:30,200 you been a sea horse 608 00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:32,080 don't need a press run 609 00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:33,880 been all my best ones 610 00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:35,840 and I wear the pants 611 00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:37,680 612 00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:40,360 and cancel the plans... 613 00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:42,680 Hold this. Yeah. I think you might be a little 614 00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:44,960 too pissed for any male interaction. 615 00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:49,320 Whatever happened to "nothing melts the troubles away like good dick"? 616 00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:52,480 Whatever happened to having one then leaving? 617 00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:00,640 Hi. Hi. 618 00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:03,120 Oh, my God. What happened? 619 00:36:05,240 --> 00:36:07,240 Oh, nothing. I'm part of the archery team - 620 00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:09,080 sometimes it gets a little RSI. 621 00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:10,800 Do you want me to kiss it better? 622 00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:12,080 HE CHUCKLES 623 00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:15,640 What is she doing? 624 00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:19,760 You know, I've been looking for you everywhere. 625 00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:22,160 Really? Do we know each other? 626 00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:23,320 We can. 627 00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:28,000 Are you flirting? Do you want me to be flirting? 628 00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:33,360 I don't know. Well, guess what? 629 00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:36,480 I am flirting. 630 00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:39,800 Jesus Christ. 631 00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:43,840 What the fuck are you doing? Jaheim, what the fuck? 632 00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:46,840 No, no, no. Yo, yo, yo! Fuck, man. what the fuck are you doin'? 633 00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:48,560 We ain't going to kill him, man. 634 00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:51,760 Just a likkle third degree burns and that, bro. 635 00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:54,120 Why can't we just beat him up and take his money? 636 00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:56,080 I've got money! I've got money! 637 00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:58,400 I've got my own fucking money! 638 00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:01,440 Yeah, bruv, pissin' on my bredrin! Have dat! 639 00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:04,320 I've got money. 640 00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:08,360 The thing is, Rupert, these plastic notes, they just don't burn 641 00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:12,440 the same way the paper ones used to, you know what I'm sayin'? 642 00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:14,840 Listen, listen, listen, listen. What, bruv? 643 00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:17,480 Do you really want to go back inside for a mandem like this, huh? 644 00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:20,280 He ain't going to fuckin' talk. Course he's going to fucking talk! Look at him! 645 00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:22,520 Yeah, well if he talks, then we dead him, innit? 646 00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:25,520 Jay, Jay, Jay... 647 00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:28,720 SHRIEKS OF LAUGHTER 648 00:37:28,720 --> 00:37:32,200 Yo! Oh, my God! 649 00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:35,520 My man actually thought we was going to light him up! 650 00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:37,200 HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER 651 00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:39,480 It's not even petrol. Fool. 652 00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:40,760 CAR HORN HONKS 653 00:37:42,240 --> 00:37:43,880 Aight. Aight, Rupert. 654 00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:47,240 You're a dickhead, you know? 655 00:37:47,240 --> 00:37:50,160 Can I go? What'd you say? 656 00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:52,600 Can I... Can I go? 657 00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:53,640 Yeah. 658 00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:54,680 You CAN go. 659 00:37:57,520 --> 00:37:59,000 You can go. 660 00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:06,160 Hold on, hold on. You know what, J? 661 00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:07,920 Them trainers ain't too bad, innit? 662 00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:10,960 Yeah, I like them still. 663 00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:17,200 Get out of here, man. 664 00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:19,560 THEY LAUGH 665 00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:29,640 THEY GIGGLE 666 00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:30,680 Sh! 667 00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:52,160 You OK? Yeah. I'm fine. 668 00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:55,440 I'm good. I'm good. I'm good, I promise. 669 00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:57,600 I'm good. 670 00:38:57,600 --> 00:38:58,640 Mm... Mm... 671 00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:02,120 Mm... 672 00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:05,520 SHE RETCHES 673 00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:08,680 Fuck! 674 00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:15,000 What the fuck?! What the fuck?! 675 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,560 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 676 00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:21,040 Yo, Anton! Wagwan? Put my shit down, bro. 677 00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:24,840 Rappin' and reoffendin'! Ooh! 678 00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:26,560 What you sayin'? 679 00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:28,960 This is you, yeah, Jaheim? 680 00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:31,760 I mean, it's impressive to look at, but... 681 00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:33,960 ..the whole place smells like damp, so... 682 00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:38,440 Hundred bag education, for free, yeah? 683 00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:42,360 And my man's complaining about damp! 684 00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:46,160 What? Like man's yard weren't full of it? 685 00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:48,880 You should be proud of yourself, you know? 686 00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:50,600 King Jaheim, hey? 687 00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:53,240 Rose from the concrete. 688 00:39:53,240 --> 00:39:59,000 We're mere mortals in the presence of your greatness and that. 689 00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:03,080 Yeah, well, all that's dead now, innit? 690 00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:07,040 You know, my man's going to snake, so... 691 00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:08,360 Gwan back home with you lot. 692 00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:10,680 Guess it's back to being a gutter rat like the rest of us, innit! 693 00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:13,120 Gutter rat, innit? Uh... 694 00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:19,600 Hi, I'm Xiang. Are you guys students here? 695 00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:29,160 I think you know we're not, Xiang, 696 00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:32,640 which makes me feel like you're not being very welcoming. 697 00:40:35,240 --> 00:40:39,560 I'll come back later. Yeah, you do that, Xiang. 698 00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:43,720 Get outta here, come on! Yo! 699 00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:50,920 MUSIC PLAYS THROUGH HEADPHONES 700 00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:52,800 RUPERT SNIFFLES 701 00:41:03,240 --> 00:41:04,960 HE WINCES 702 00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:36,360 Real dick move with my comic. 703 00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:43,240 Ow. Fuck. 704 00:41:51,240 --> 00:41:53,120 SCHOOL BELL RINGS 705 00:41:56,720 --> 00:41:58,360 Heyyy! 706 00:41:58,360 --> 00:42:00,240 Pusha T! 707 00:42:00,240 --> 00:42:03,680 Pusha T! Pusha T! Hey. Come on. 708 00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:07,600 Pusha T! Bow! Pusha T! Bow! Pusha T! 709 00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:10,480 Ay! Pusha T! Ay! Pusha T! Ay! 710 00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:13,200 Pusha T! Ay! Pusha T! Come on! 711 00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:14,840 Pusha T! Pusha T! 712 00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:19,600 "I'm not shottin'. Just a little bit of weed to smash." 713 00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:22,840 Hobby turned into a business. What can I say? 714 00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:24,280 If this is out in the open, 715 00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:26,280 you know the headmaster's going to find out. 716 00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:29,080 When he sees that you're selling drugs in school, you're screwed. 717 00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:31,240 All right, settle down, settle down. 718 00:42:31,240 --> 00:42:35,000 Mr Staithes, ready to blow us away with your special assignment? 719 00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:37,120 Um, why not, Sir? 720 00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:50,040 Even through all technological advancements, 721 00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:54,560 the human brain still hides a plethora of secrets. 722 00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:57,680 The influence of the brain over the body 723 00:42:57,680 --> 00:43:00,200 in some aspects is inexplicable. 724 00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:05,720 If you create the right mood, ambience 725 00:43:05,720 --> 00:43:11,080 and belief that something is what one says it is, 726 00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:16,040 you can actually trick the body into receiving the true chemicals. 727 00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:19,880 Now, this is what we refer to as 728 00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:21,880 the placebo effect. 729 00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:35,720 If you do need any more information about last night's events, Sir, 730 00:43:35,720 --> 00:43:37,680 please do let me know. 731 00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:39,160 Mr Marsham. 732 00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:42,800 Guess it's back to Brixton. 733 00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:55,040 Why did you want to attend St Gilbert's, Mr Marsham? 734 00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:57,680 Better school. Better life. 735 00:43:57,680 --> 00:44:00,200 Better...everything. 736 00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:02,360 Then why have you pissed it away? 737 00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:07,280 You know, this may surprise you, but 738 00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:09,720 this scholarship is bigger than you. 739 00:44:09,720 --> 00:44:12,080 It concerns everyone. 740 00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:13,520 Especially me. 741 00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:16,880 And if you look bad, I look bad. 742 00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:19,920 So, despite your... 743 00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:23,960 ..persistent need to push the self-destruct button, 744 00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:27,400 you shall remain at St Gilbert's. 745 00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:28,880 But to keep you out of trouble, 746 00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:32,520 you will report to the library at 5.30am every morning 747 00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:35,600 and attend special solo classes in the evenings. 748 00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:38,760 Phone. 749 00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:42,320 Phone! 750 00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:43,800 HE SIGHS 751 00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:50,600 All communication home will be done on this phone under my supervision. 752 00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:54,320 And if you believe that my keeping you at St Gilbert's 753 00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:56,280 gives you some kind of power 754 00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:58,800 or leverage that you attempt to exploit, 755 00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:02,560 I assure you that I will continue to add to your extracurricular 756 00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:06,920 endeavours to such an extent that you will die of overwork 757 00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:11,960 and exhaustion before you are ever expelled from my school! 758 00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:16,400 The scholarship programme will be a success, Mr Marsham. 759 00:45:18,240 --> 00:45:20,280 Whether you like it or not. 760 00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:21,600 Now, get out. 761 00:45:35,240 --> 00:45:39,240 How Many Times by Lamour White, David Boafo and Jamie Shield